jokes in the forum

[quadman_ri]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it Started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's Finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's A tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him In and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns To her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to Be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a Nice cup of tea, and then .." He sighed........ "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."

[eff]

LMAO

[Bikequad4X4]

Too funny!

[quadman_ri]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs." " I can splash it over my eyes."

[baron]

Nice,

[DODGEitRAMit]

HAHAHA... That frosty flakes one is a new one!

[ktmkid154]

i think everyone will like this one

Yankees -vs- Red Sox

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Mike. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Mike. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

[Floatsum]

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.

He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

*The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of *running Boards*. What does he
think this place is, an auto parts store?" *

*"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and *running boards* are 2 slices of crisp bacon.*

*"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. *

*The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?*

*I LOVE THIS ONE..........*

*She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and *running boards*, you might as well gas up!"*

*FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN, AND THE LAST WORD!*